Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver thread

[Darth Alec]

Not all pokemon have ranged attacks.

[MasterSword]

Rock: Rock Throw/Rock Slide/Rock Tomb/Rock Blast/Stone Edge(?)

Ground: Bonemerang/Earth Power/Earthquake/Magnitude/Mud Bomb/Mud Shot/Mud Slap/Sand Tomb/Fissure

Poison: Acid/Gunk Shot/Sludge/Sludge Bomb/Smog/Toxic/Poison Gas

Grass: Razor Leaf/Magical Leaf/Vine Whip/Bullet Seed/Absorb/Mega Drain/Giga Drain/Seed Bomb/Seed Flare/Grass Knot/Energy Ball/Solar Beam/Grasswhistle/PoisonPowder/Sleep Powder/Stun Spore/Spore

And so on.

[Darth Alec]

But they don't neccessarily learn said attacks if their trainer doesn't want them to.

[TheSwex]

I wonder if these games will be worth a purchase. Hmmmm.

[Chibi Kitsune]

Originally Posted by Molish

It's not a tool if it's used as a weapon, naming conventions aside.. there is nothing more powerful than a chainsaw (when it comes to short range melee).. at least chainsaws are real and not some fantasy creature. Imagination can't beat a chainsaw but a chainsaw can kill the person using thier imagination.

Pit a Pokemon game cartridge against a chainsaw and the chainsaw will win 95% of the time. Hands down. You can always put your money on it cause you will WIN 19 out of every 20 matches. It's almost like cheating but fun for everyone.

that's like saying you can beat superman by collecting all media and setting it on fire

only after the fact that you changed the rules after you realized you underestimated superman, by not knowing who he was, and claiming you could be some guy in tights

"I can beat superman with a shot gun"

"lol he's bullet proof"

"It doesn't matter cuz he's not real so I instantly win"

"lol you're some guy from the internets so you're level of relism is just the same as his as far as everyone here is concerned"

Originally Posted by Darth Alec

But they don't neccessarily learn said attacks if their trainer doesn't want them to.

troll counter

seems you've been leveling up as well

even fighters got a long range attack now

[Molish]

Originally Posted by MasterSword

If you're talking about man using chainsaw vs. man using Pokemon, the man with the Pokemon is going to win by running away while the other guy tries to catch up with a unwieldly 25 lb weapon. At 30 feet or so the Pokemon then blasts the guy with the chainsaw with one of a million ranged attacks, a number of which would short out the chainsaw or otherwise cause it to malfunction.

You don't see my point. A real life "pokemon trainer" (notice the quotation marks) does not have real pokemon to fight with. All they have is their imagination and maybe a DS or Gameboy.. make him fight a guy with a chainsaw and you'll get a bloody ending.



You do realise that there is nothing you can say that will change my mind. Chainsaw wins.

Originally Posted by Chibi Kitsune

that's like saying you can beat superman by collecting all media and setting it on fire

only after the fact that you changed the rules after you realized you underestimated superman, by not knowing who he was, and claiming you could be some guy in tights

Nah it's more like a guy who thinks he's superman against a guy with a chainsaw.



End of story.

[Chibi Kitsune]

if he fast and smart enough he could still win, chainsaws are far from being a good weapon, even against an unarmed opponent

a screw driver is a better choice

[AkaneJones]

Oh yah, we're going to play that are we.
Fine real life "Pokemon Trainer" fanboy with a theater sized tv screen and a copy of the original version of Pokemon episode 38 Porygon the Electric Solider vs. Real life generic guy with chainsaw. Chainsaw guy goes down due to epilepsy, pokemon trainer wins. You wanted fantasy pokemon causing real life effects so...

[Aeron]

Originally Posted by Molish

You don't see my point. A real life "pokemon trainer" (notice the quotation marks) does not have real pokemon to fight with.

Slight problem with that, "Real Life" Pokemon Trainers don't exist. So basically what you are trying to do is use a chainsaw to chop up an idea. Of course an Idea will always out live a materialistic possession.

[Fyrus]

actually, chainsaws are probably going to be around longer than pokemon.

They even have chainsaws in the far future, used to kill aliens.