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| I make special price Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Zwolle, The Netherlands
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| What were you expecting though? I loved the transformers cartoons as a kid, but take a good hard look at them now and you'll see that they're pretty shit as well. ![]() Nothing but a marketing tool to sell toys.
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| Dying to buy a PS3 for Uncharted 2 but my pride says no. And I still love EA. Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Stratford, CT
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Whether or not the cartoons were good through rose-tinted glasses or actually good is neither here nor there. Michael Bay can't write for shit and his movies all devolve into a CGI-induced seizure load of nonsense that doesn't resemble anything close to what I'd consider a good plot or story. That's the problem. If you're telling me nobody on the face of the earth can write a somewhat compelling story about giant robots from another planet that transform into cars and other various modes of transportation, then I feel sorry for humanity as a whole. |
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| THE BOMB! Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: in the clouds, with Jesus.
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The thing about Michael bay is he thinks blurs mean action. in fact, people though hi idea might work, and used blurred action in G.I. joe.
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I never really followed Michael Bay or went out of my way to see any of his films. Heck, I may have seen a lot of his movies and just didn't know because I could care less about the guy. What I DO know and what I HAVE seen I'm completely disappointed in. The guy's a hack and why people are actually excited to have him part of a film they think they might enjoy is beyond me. If you think you might enjoy something and then learn that MB is directing that film you might enjoy - just get it right out of your head now that it'll be any good. It'll be a bunch of strobe-light action sequences that make you want to vomit in your lap. There's a flash of this, a flash of that, a boob, a testicle and then an explosion. By the time it's over, you're not sure what happened or who was involved. |
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| THE BOMB! Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: in the clouds, with Jesus.
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He wasn't a very focused actor. makes Steve Odekerks Kung Pow movie look like a god.
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He acted? Dear Lord.
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| THE BOMB! Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: in the clouds, with Jesus.
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You didn't know? He made a movie taking old kung fu flick(s) mixing it with his own, and made a movie that made no sense that costed millions that nobody brought. But he is still making a sequel.
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Never heard of it.
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| THE BOMB! Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: in the clouds, with Jesus.
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Well, now you know to avoid it at the bargin bin. So, anyone watch horror films?
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| | #30 |
| Dying to buy a PS3 for Uncharted 2 but my pride says no. And I still love EA. Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Stratford, CT
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Love horror flicks. Especially B horror flicks!!! boffo knows all about those. Yes, I'm saying it. |
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